I Could Not Stop Laughing When I Saw This One - [Sl-prokeys, Steve Leigh, wife ]
This is Crazy Steve Leigh's personal ad on Plentyoffish.com. http://www.plentyoffish.com/member933354.htm
Hey Yellow Whore (Yellow Rose of Texas) I hope you keep an open mind to this site after all it is only a parody. Also, I hope a good Christian woman like you doesn't approve of lying. And will let poor ol' Crazy Steve Leigh know how you feel about his lying.Hello ....
Thank you for looking at my page.
I'm a semi-retired musician, I play keyboards, mostly Hammond organ. I've been very fortunate to have cut several hit records (along with many hundreds of non-hits), and tour the world with some pretty famous people. You may have heard me play - who knows?
Of course you will never find his name on those albums, because his music was not worth the effort of typing out his name.I owned a dog training school for over 20 years, specializing in protection and drug detection work. I closed the school in 2002.
Yes, the state forced him to shut down the school for gross incompetence.
http://publicrecord.hillsclerk.com/oridev/criminal_pack.doc?pcSearchMode=NS&pnPidm=2311256&pcCaseId=96-CC-014532&pnCnt=-1&pcCourtType=%&pnCaseYrFr=1970&pnCaseYrTo=2008&pcCtypCL=ALL&pcLocnCL=ALLI have no criminal history - three parking tickets. I rarely drink alcohol, do not take drugs (other than Rx prescribed by my doctor), and lead a straight, law abiding life. I like it that way.
This is the part that made me laugh so hard I nearly peed in my pants. It took me a day to regain my composure to bring this to you.
http://www.hcso.tampa.fl.us/pub/default.asp?/Online/qdisp/bn=04079463I'm here to find a genuine, permanent relationship which may possibly lead to marriage.
I'm seeking a woman ~40-50 years old who has these qualities:
Honesty, dedication, loyalty, understanding, self-control, and is capable of complete, total commitment. Proportionate and attractive, as well.This is code for doing it Crazy Steve Leigh's way, when he wants and how he wants it. Your opinion, feelings and general happiness mean nothing to him.
I have been married once: from 1969, at age 19, until 2003, when Rebecca, my wife, died in my arms of lung cancer. I have not dated anyone since Rebecca's death. During our 34 year marriage, I learned a lot about working together to maintain our wonderful relationship and solve problems sensibly.Yes, sensibly if sensibly to you means getting beat to where you have to file multiple restraining orders against him.
I am not interested in anyone located outside of the United States.
If you'd like to learn more about me, please write.
Thank you again for looking at this page, Steve
ps: Occasionally, I chat with a woman who appears to be interesting. This has led to my nickname for POF: "Paranoia On Fire". As shocking as it may be, I have never done anything impolite or improper to you.
Isn't that what your psychiatrist says you are. A paranoid schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur.First DateA lot of talking and listening. I'm a communicator and a good listener.Mail Settings (To message Steve2550 you MUST meet the following criteria.)Female
Live in United States
Must not do drugsYes, that is because he wants all the drugs to himself.Don't worry Crazy Steve Leigh I have a screen shot of the website. Also we are not laughing with you; we are laughing at you.Well, time to enjoy a long weekend with my most beautiful wife.