The Joke Is Wife-beater Stever Steve Leigh - [Sl-prokeys, Steve Leigh, wife ]
What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh?
"Space. The final frontier......"
Why don't Screwy Stewy Stuart Kalish AKA Steve Leigh like making KOOL-AID?
Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.
Why is it okay for Sandy Caca Kay Sandy Kay AKA Steve Leigh to catch a cold?
He doesn't have to worry about blowing his brains out. (See failed suicide attempt.)
Why don't Screwy Stewy Stuart Kalish AKA Steve Leigh double recipes?
The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.
How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh?
There is a stamp on it.
What do you see when you look into Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh's eyes?
The back of his head.
What do you call a fly buzzing inside Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh's head?
A Space Invader.
What do you call 15 Screwy Stewy Stuart Kalish AKA Steve Leigh in a circle?
A dope ring.
Why did the wife-beater Stever Steve Leigh tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
Why won't they hire Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh pharmacist?
They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.
How many blonds dose it take to screw in a light bulb?
None they all sit there and bitch and moan about being in the dark.
Why did wife-beater Stever Steve Leigh climb on the bar roof?
He heard that drinks were on the house
What's Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh behind a steering wheel?
An air bag!!
How many licks does it take Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh to get to the Tootsie Roll center
of a Tootsie Pop?
NONE, He doesn't lick, he Sucks! And we are not just talking about his music.
Why did Screwy Stewy Stuart Kalish AKA Steve Leigh wash his hair in the sink?
Because, that's where you're supposed to wash a vegetable!
Q. How do you confuse Wife beater Stever Steve Leigh?
A. You don't, he was born that way.
Q: Why did Screwy Stewy Stuart Kalish AKA Steve Leigh stare at juice cartons?
A: The label says "concentrate."`