• 2010-12-25

    The Great Detective I mean Defective Wife-beater Stever Steve Leigh - [Sl-prokeys, Steve Leigh, wife ]

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    It seems wife-beater Stever Steve Leigh can not find his kitchen utensils.  He accuses Eric Carothers of taking them.  Why don't you take one of those hundreds, I mean thousands of those dogs you trained and catch him red-handed with the goods.  Wait, you can not train anything.   And Eric Carothers never stole anything.  You completely forgot you sold it at a garage sale and got a whole dollar for it.  You needed the money to pay for all the money you owe people.   You owed so much money you had to file chapter 13 bankruptcy.  

    Here is a little ditty to get you in the Christmas spirit. 

     The Twelve days beatings of Christmas

    On the first day of Christmas,
    my true love gave to me
    one black eye.

    On the second day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the third day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the fourth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Four Fractured Humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the fifth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the sixth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the seventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Seven smashed cervical vertebrae,
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the eighth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eight sprained intermediate phalanges,
    Seven smashed cervical vertebrae,
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the ninth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Nine clubbed proximal phalanges,
    Eight sprained intermediate phalanges,
    Seven smashed cervical vertebrae,
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the tenth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Ten battered metacarpal bones,
    Nine clubbed proximal phalanges,
    Eight sprained intermediate phalanges,
    Seven smashed cervical vertebrae,
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Eleven crashed thorax,
    Ten battered metacarpal bones,
    Nine clubbed proximal phalanges,
    Eight sprained intermediate phalanges,
    Seven smashed cervical vertebrae,
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas,
    my true love sent to me
    Twelve mangled thoracic vertebrae,
    Eleven crashed thorax,
    Ten battered metacarpal bones,
    Nine clubbed proximal phalanges,
    Eight sprained intermediate phalanges,
    Seven smashed cervical vertebrae,
    Six busted blood vessels,
    Five bruised lumbar vertebrae,
    Four fractured humerus,
    Three cracked ribs,
    Two broken arms,
    And a black eye!  

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